Thursday, September 13, 2007

Wanna be a Girl Bear?

My sweet mother-in-law forwarded this to me in her email earlier today, and I'd like to share it with all of you...


In this life I am a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for 6 months.
I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate,
you are supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children
(who are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping and wake up to parially grown,
cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

Wasn't this funny?
Would you like to be a girl bear???


Anonymous said...

Mmmm, I am not too sure? I love to sleep but I also love to do things. If I am a bear, will I have to be a fat bear? :P

Indonesia Eats said...

:) I call my husband PB (Polar Bear)

Little Corner of Mine said...

Haha, very cute! Oh yeah, being a bear doesn't sound too bad at all! LOL!

East Meets West Kitchen said...

Hi Sandi,
LOL! Doesn't being a bear sounds good, especially for winter? :D
I pray you'll have a fig tree so I can come and help you eat them straight offa that tree! Thanks for adding me to your blogroll! :D

Hi Judy,
LOL! No lah, you can be a sexy bear! :D

Hi Adaliman,
LOL! See there's a bear in all of us! :)

Hey C,
LOL! Yeah, I like the hibernating part in winter! :)

daphne said...

I want to be a girl bear too!!! hmm... hahaha..

SteamyKitchen said...

girl bear too!

Anonymous said...

I just want to be a bear that hibernate - do nothing and sleep for 6mths!!! HA!

Beau Lotus 涟 said...

It certainly sounds like fun to be a bear, especially the part about getting to swat everybody :-)

East Meets West Kitchen said...

Yay! A Girl Bear Parrrr-ty!

Beau Lotus 涟 said...

Actually, I was just thinking about the fig tree, I had one when we were living in Spain and I hated it. The figs were dropping and squashing everywhere, it was a nightmare cleaning up!!!

East Meets West Kitchen said...

Hi Beau lotus,
Maybe you should have had a fig picking party! :D

Wandering Chopsticks said...

I wanna be a girl bear! Also, you get to eat and eat in preparation for hibernation. :)

East Meets West Kitchen said...

Hi Wandering Chopsticks,
Doesn't that sound like fun?!?