GONNA BE A BEAR
In this life I am a woman.
In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for 6 months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate,
you are supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children
(who are the size of walnuts)
while you're sleeping and wake up to parially grown,
cute, cuddly cubs.
I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I could deal with that.If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup, gonna be a bear!
Wasn't this funny?
Would you like to be a girl bear???