I am fortunate to be married a wonderful family, and my in-laws have a great sense of humor as is vailidated by this email I received from them today...
Here is a cookie recipe for you.......Ha ha
Subject: Christmas cookies recipe from my friend
1 C water
1 t baking soda
1 C sugar
1 C brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 C nuts
2 C dried fruit
1 bottle Tequila
Sample the Tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer and beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar...beat again.
At this point its best to make sure the Tequila is still ok....try another cup....just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the &*&*&*&' fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt or something. Who giveshz a @!#%.
I am hoping to share all my recipes from this blog with my children one day, cause who knows how long I will be around. But on brighter note, I do intend to stick around for a long time! The above will be an heirloom recipe from their grandparents. (ha!) :)